Poetry? Bad jokes? A song you wrote at 2am? A dramatic reading of your grocery list? We want it all. Our Open Mic is a judgment‑free zone where first‑timers and regulars share the same wobbly mic. Sign up at the counter, get a free crumb cake for bravery, and unleash your inner weirdo. You’ll bomb? Maybe. You’ll laugh? Definitely. And someone will definitely record you. We won’t say who.